That’s When I Learned Not to Question My Dog

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I’ve been depressed since my dog suggested I wear a cape. No small talk, just a cold but firm “you should wear a cape”.

A million thoughts ran through my head, but my first words were, “Why me? You should wear a cape!”

Then, as if I had said nothing, he continued, “I’ve been thinking about it for a while, your back is… the least interesting part of you, I can’t…